Mrs. Johnson is the sweetest little old lady. But get in the way of her three-speed personal scooter and you're in for a world of hurt. Super villains all over Metrotown quake in fear when she reaches into her purse and unleashes her most feared weapon: pictures of her... GRANDCHILDREN!
Likes: Cruisin' in her scooter and getting' down to phat polka beats.
Dislikes: Party poopers throwing off her groove.