The Uniform Neighborhood Code of Orderly Living (or U.N.C.O.O.L.) is a set of rules and regulations for residential areas. Its members enforced the rules by shooting tickets at the offenders.

Uniform Edit

The uniform for all members is an orange vest and hat with a flashing light, shorts, and black socks. The uniform seems to be under its own set of harsh regulations, as a change of socks costs Justice Gene his job.

  • 27-32B- all public security officers must wear black socks with their regulation uniforms

Members Edit

Rules Edit

Un-numbered Edit

  • Pets must be on a leash at all times
  • Grass must be mowed to be exactly 3.5 inches tall
  • Dogs cannot pee on a tree

Residents are not allowed to:

  • Drive too fast on a mobility scooter
  • Litter
  • Interfe with an U.N.C.O.O.L. official
  • Obstructing justice
  • Chew with their mouth open
  • Place the salad fork on the wrong side
  • Eat soup with their hands
  • Take the last porkchop without asking

Numbered Edit

  • 15J- serving brownies without nuts
  • 22M- digging without a permit
  • 32J- Crying like a baby
  • 35B and 66D- Sloppy lawn
  • 54B- break dancing in a cross walk
  • 98W- using a fish as a telephone

Punishments Edit

  • 75G-5-40- community service